somebody needs to fucking kiss me
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
I just realized what a dick Uncle Owen is. I mean, sure, he seems like a strict guardian to Luke. But, when he meets C3PO, he’s all, “I suppose you’re programmed for etiquette and protocol?”
And C3PO’s all, “Yup!”
And Owen’s all, “Ha! Fuck you. I don’t need that shit.”
If he didn’t need it, why’d he stop and talk to him in the first place? Asshole.
Sherlock being a dick
Rub yourself on someone who wants glitter on them less than you do. Glitter naturally clings to the surface on which it is least welcome.